brilliance while riding

Sean and I came up with some genius ideas while riding south today.

1. Chainstay/dropout mounted corkscrew to accompany your toptube-mounted wine bottle holder
2. Crank-driven tire inflation/deflation system for the Surly Pugsley
3. Bar-mounted, cone-shaped frites holder with stem-mounted mayonnaise pump
4. Baguette holster instead of a pannier
5. Built-for-speed water bikes, with propellers

Need to get busy in Solidworks. Need to market to Japan (they love weird shit). Then profit?